|mackie:||I WAS THE FIRST GUY ON THE SCREEN AND I HAD THE FINAL LINE|
|sebastian:||WELL IF YOU COUNT THE AFTER AFTER CREDITS SCENE I WAS THE LAST GUY ON THE SCREEN|
|mackie:||DUDE YOU HAD LIKE 2 LINES IN THE ENTIRE MOVIE|
|sebastian:||OH I’M SORRY ARE YOU REFERRING TO THE MOVIE THAT WAS NAMED AFTER MY GODDAMN CHARACTER|
You hear all these “you’re not a real fan unless” and it lists a hundred things, but I met a dude today who saw my Deadpool pin and asked what my favorite story arc was, and I explained that while I loved Deadpool, I was new to Marvel (I only really got into it a year and a half ago) and hadn’t been able to find a lot of the comics. Instead of making a face or a derogatory comment, he just offered to send me all the stuff he had. That is a true fan.
Britney Spears invented anime in 2007 for her music video, Break the Ice, from her Blackout album. Anime is an animation style that exaggerates the size of the eyes and typically only represents the nose through its shadow. This animation style became incredibly popular in Japan, in part because the nation wasn’t large enough to provide the studio space required to create live-action films. Popular anime films include My Neighbor Totoro, Pokemon: The First Movie, and The Animatrix.
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My Least Favorite Trope (and this post will include spoilers for The Lego Movie, Guardians of the Galaxy, The Matrix, Western Civilization, and—cod help me—Bulletproof Monk*.) is the thing where there’s an awesome, smart, wonderful, powerful female character who by all rights ought to be the Chosen One and the hero of the movie, who is tasked with taking care of some generally ineffectual male character who is, for reasons of wish fulfillment, actually the person the film focuses on. She mentors him, she teaches him, and she inevitably becomes his girlfriend… and he gets the job she wanted: he gets to be the Chosen One even though she’s obviously far more qualified. And all he has to do to get it and deserve it is Man Up and Take Responsibility.
And that’s it. Every god-damned time. The mere fact of naming the films above and naming the trope gives away the entire plot and character arc of every single movie.
Maybe if you were you would have found the horcruxes sooner, Harry
That’s it. We need a Hufflepuff AU where Harry finds everything. His grades aren’t that great and the things pulling the carriages are pretty scary, but he found the Sorcerer’s Stone, and he found the Chamber of Secrets super-early in the year without anyone getting hurt, and he found Sirius, and he found the Triwizard Cup within minutes before anyone else in the competition, and then he found his way back to the school safely. After that he found a way out of the Ministry without being found (because Slytherins are lousy finders) and gets to Dumbledore rather quick. From there he finds the memories he needs to learn of the hocruxes… and finds them in the summer before his Seventh year. Voldemort’s armies don’t have time to rally, because Harry finds their rallying place and they have their showdown early after he finds out about his scar.
The Seventh book is literally just hanging out and having a regular school year and pulling pranks and Harry finding the newly relocated Room of Requirement, before using it to take really, really long baths in a heated pool that takes up almost the entire room.
This is a truly amazing story of twin sisters separated at birth who discovered each other at age 25 through social media (see Facebook message above in which Anais reached out to Samantha for the first time). One lives in London and the other in L.A. and the two have shared a close bond since meeting. They recently took a trip together to their birthplace, Seoul, Korea, and now they’re hoping to make a film together about their story. Check out their kickstarter campaign here. Story via buzzfeed.
"I DON’T WANT TO BE TOO LINDSAY LOHAN."
GUYS ONE IS FROM LONDON AND THE OTHER IS FROM CALIFORNIA I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND HOW PARENT TRAP THIS IS